Seriously? Pop culture etc. Fail
Britney Spears, an x-factor judge, was on the cover of a magazine which apologises for the wig she was apparently wearing.
In more important news, Kim Kardashian was a mermaid at a party that was also attended by Kanye West! What presidential election or burning of Burmese villages?
The Alba family, led by future sexually-confusing mother of two Jessica Alba dressed the whole family up as superheroes from Pixar's The Incredibles. Wow that's just incredible.
Kate Upton, is that really her last name, shows off what her mama gave her [spoiler it's not intelligence[/spoiler] by showing how some beautiful booby cleavage on the cover of V magazine.
Joe Simpson got a dougy, known to white people, aka anyone who knows who Joe Simpson is, as a haircut. Joe Simpson had sex with a 21 year old male stripper in an affair which is true facts
Robert Patterson, the homosexual actor, was on the red carpet as everyone eagerly awaits Twilight to finally die and hopefully Patterson will follow suit along with all the other mediocre actors
What better way to celebrate Halloween and spend time with your daughter than by getting real tattoos that are permanent like Courtney Cox and daughter coco did. Coco and Courtney Cox got permanent tattoos.
The hideous Petra Ecclestone covers her fat stomach while on a date with her soon to be ex husband and paparazzi got it on film.
Justin Bieber got an owl tattoo. Just further proof that Bieber has cancer and everyone should go #baldforbieber to support this canadian dingus
When readers hear Christina Aguilera they think chastity and purity which is why everyone was shocked at Christina Aguilera's risque halloween costume
"It's Halloween and I don't care about the election"
